Things that are changing as I get older.
1. As I get older I am becoming much more feminine
2. I like people more, and get all "softie" around friends at the end of the night as we depart
3. I hug and touch my friends 10 or 20 times more than I ever did in my 20's.
4. I can no longer eat onions
5. I am not afriad of saying the word love or miss to friends.
6. I care less about my career and more about the people around me
7. People call me sweetheart, and they used to call me bitch
8. My hair is turning grey
9. I drink gallons of water on a daily basis to keep my skin hydrated and free of wrinkles
10. I have more patience with negative people
posted by Pam Berbomb @ 1:21 PM
3 Comments:
Gallons Pam? Too much water can kill you!
Hey Pam... it sounds like you're not getting older, you're getting BETTER. Me, I'm getting older and getting BITTER. I've made my own list, but remember, I'm OLDER than you, and I'm a guy.
1. My hair is getting longer. In the back.
2. ARE YOU MAKING A LIST? LIST WIZARD CAN ASSIST YOU!
3. I am getting nastier and less patient.
4. I like to be touched more but only in those places that make it kind of a special occasion.
5. I can't deal with people in their 20's, except on those special occasions.
6. Craving for onions.
7. I seem to refer to women as "Miss" and "Luv."
8. All I care about is money.
9. Guys check out my butt but when I turn around they call me crazyassbitch.
10. I wear gallons of patchouli on a daily basis to hide the getting old smell.
You know Ray, you should be a comedy writer.
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home