Tumbleweeds

There are no single men...I havn't had anything, not a drop..it's like a damn desert. A girlfriend of mine referred the single scene here as "Tumbleweeds".
Even Doug Schall said NY is just filled with hot single girls, and no guys.
My friends in LA said it's just the opposite, tons of single arty guys, but no ladies.
I think LA and NYC should go out on a date together.